MisSn mii GurLz

Here’s the thing: it’s summer. Get over it.

I understand that your life currently sucks (actually, I don’t understand, but you complain so much about how your life currently sucks that I’m starting to grasp the concept). However, just because you are currently 500 miles away from all your CoLlEge GiRLz and 9^tH FLoOr HaLLmAtEz doesn’t mean you need to cry.

Please remove all countdowns from your Facebook status that sound something like “45 days, 3 hours, 16 minutes and 59 seconds until I’m back in (insert poverty-stricken college town here) with the roomies!”

Seriously, it’s the fucking summer. Why aren’t you either A) on a cruise ship or B) reaching new levels of obliteration? (Please note: these activities may be completed simultaneously.)

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