Up until recently, I was under the impression that using terms such as “slut muffin” were a joke. Duh, what else would you call your best friend?
However, today I had an epiphany. Girlfriends across the country, I realized, were using “honey bunny” and “little muffin” to describe their Aeropostale-wearing boyfriends.
Apparently, writing “can’t wait to see my sweet little muffin tomorrow!” on your Facebook status is totally fine these days. Well, I have news for all you girls in (fake) gold hoop earrings: you’re making the rest of us nauseous.
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