I do not understand why you are holding a baby in your profile picture.
1) This baby is not yours. (If it is, then I am sorry that there is now another human being with your genes).
2) No one cares. There are a lot of babies in this world. This isn’t something that I haven’t seen before.
3) All babies look the same. No, the one you are holding is not the cutest one I have ever seen. Every baby looks like an old man. End of story.
In conclusion, I know your life aspiration is to be a mother, and that really bothers me. Because I want to be the editor-in-chief of Vogue.
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