Why are you updating your Facebook status with things such as “noTe 2 seLf: zebra print and bank tellers!”, as if anyone knows or cares what the F you are talking about? There is absolutely no reason to inform all 1,200 of your Facebook friends that you need to remember to pick up Orange Juice in the morning, or that Aunt Sally needs to borrow your hideous bright-red nail polish for her big day at the zoo. Wouldn’t it be so much easier to type your oh-so-important reminders into the Stickies widget on your Macbook Pro?
Not to be rude, but we’re really not interested in the intricacies of your daily agenda. Thanks anyway, though!
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