Today, as I was taking a leisurely stroll down 5th Avenue, I realized something.
In between the herds of people sprinting across intersections and screaming on their iPhones, I was simply shopping. Everyone around me was scrambling and sweating and doing things that weird, “stressed out” types of people do. I couldn’t help but wonder why my life was so carefree, when all of these freaks around me were so worried.
HELLO, “stressed out” freaks of the world. Chill the F out. Why do you try so hard?
I urge you all to grab a blueberry iced coffee, take a little walk over to Topshop (currently having an insane sale, BTW!), possibly purchase some new self-tanning products from Sephora, maybe get a few happy hour cocktails and then finish off your day by blacking out/fist pumping to Lady Gaga at your neighborhood bar of choice.
What’s the big deal? Life is easy.